A Devious Performance

I sharpened the knives, patched the hole in my pants, and most importantly, re-attached the little jingly-bells to my hat! The stage looks alright, too. I don't think that the throwing distance will be a big issue. Everything's ready for the performance.

I wish I'd had more time to practice, but what's the worst that could happen? I've done this number countless times, so I'm sure it'll be alright.

We're celebrating Lord Vorgoth's successful securing of the summits! All glory to the Guard of the North!

Get your tickets now before they sell out! Check out the show in the upper grand hall on the 20th of Midyear, 496 D.A. - refreshments are not included!!